兩個女人在黃泉路上聊天..

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兩個女人在黃泉路上聊天
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
女一:嗨,我是汪達

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
女二:嗨,我是施爾維雅,妳怎麼死的呢

1st woman: I froze to death.
我凍死的

2nd woman: How horrible!
好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. Howabout you?
也沒這樣糟!在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了,妳呢


2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
我是因為心臟病死的,我懷疑我先生欺騙,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視

1st woman: So, what happened?
喔,那發生什麼事呢



2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
我很確信一定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找


I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下


I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了


1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著
 

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哈~
我笑了
在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了...

XD
 

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So,the husband scored a doble kill.
 

MoDT

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這兩個女人間接被這個男人害死的
 

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哈哈
原來是這樣啊
被凍死的那個女人就是他要找的人啊
 

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哈哈
想不到來到黃泉路上又是死對頭
 

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她們兩個也太有緣了吧
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